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“I was trying to synthesize ____ and I clicked the wrong button.”
“I was trying to synthesize fentanyl and I clicked the wrong button.” - Drew
“I suck Nerds.”
James
"[the CCP] is the only party I ever got invited to"
Ryan
Who is person 1?
Person 1 Person 2
You speak kinda...
✨ different ✨
...
Not like other girls yk?
Options: Bea, Clea, Jack, Jackson Lessing, Sean
Jack
“If Jesus wants me he can come find me himself.”
Ellie
“Volleyball is kinda ____ like why are you serving ____????”
“Volleyball is kinda gay like why are you serving balls????” - Harper
“The meds have worn off, I can see God and he’s gorgeous… smash”
Harper
"The sun in my heart is Donald Trump"
Ellie
“I wanna chronically constipate all over you Felix”
Options: Hugo, Jasper Cross, Josephine, Mike, Orlando
Orlando
“IM ALIVE… AND I GOT THE GOOD DRUGS”
Alina
"How much protein does ____ have?"
"How much protein does Jesus have?" - Caden
“Me when Coldstone Creamery creams into my cold stones.”
Wilder
"Hamas is tasty"
Caden
“Too much incest can create genetic mutations but a little bit of incest is fine”
Options: Baxter, Dash, Felix, Hugo, Lewis
Lewis
“Do yall think it’s appropriate to put the Saddam Hussein hiding meme in my chem presentation? It’s supposed to represent a dead body”
Jade
"Water is wet because it’s not ____"
"Water is wet because it’s not water" - Luca
“You’ll never pee in God’s glorious light again”
Eliza
“Did the Houthis ban children?”
Eli 3
"it (the Holocaust) was not about Jewish people"
Options: Blaise, Jackie, Nayah, Nicholas, Suriya
Jackie
“Wait I thought Jake from State Farm was Asian”
Graydon
“If this is what God has to go through then I understand why he made ____, just for a little dazzle dazzle and fun.”
“If this is what god has to go through then I understand why he made cancer, just for a little dazzle dazzle and fun.” - Matthew
“If you’re gonna be a pedophile, at least be a pedophile with good taste”
Eli 2
“Make funerals great again.”
Jade
“I’m against slavery, but…”
Options: Dash, Iso, Mira, Sarina, Stella
Mira
“My goal is to kill as many people as possible”
Eli 3