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I'm a mystery, but I've given you the clues to solve me. You see me now, and my answer is myself. What am I?
A riddle
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
9
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footprints
The man who makes it doesn't want it, the man who buys it doesn't need it, and the man who needs it doesn't know it yet. What is it?
A coffin
There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there?
Three
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I?
A Bank
A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
They weren't, survivors don't need to be buried
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is long, Donald Trump’s is short, and Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What three-word question can you absolutely never answer "yes" to?
Are you dead?
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
He was the same person
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
Dani's mother has five daughters: Kate, Sophia, Maya, and Sheila. Who's the fifth daughter?
Dani
A visitor points to a portrait on the wall and asks who it is. The host replies, "Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father is my father's son." Who is pictured?
the hosts son
What goes up but never comes down?
Age
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can't go inside. What am I?
A keyboard
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
There are five sisters in a room. Anne is reading a book, Margaret is cooking, Kate is playing chess, and Marie is doing the laundry. What's the fifth sister doing?
Playing chess with Kate
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are left?
12, fish don't drown
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
What has a heart that doesn't beat?
an artichoke
Take me out of a window, and I leave a grieving wife. But stick me in a door, and I can save somebody's life. What am I?
The letter N
An electric train is moving north at 100 mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
Electric trains don't blow smoke
I can travel the entire world while staying in the corner. What am I?
a postage stamp