EXPLAIN THAT LOGIC
WHAT NEVER ASKS A QUESTION BUT GETS ANSWERED ALL THE TIME?
YOUR CELLPHONE
YOU SPOT A BOAT FULL OF PEOPLE BUT THERE ISN'T A SINGLE PERSON ON BOARD. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
EVERYONE ON BOARD IS MARRIED
I START OUT TALL, BUT THE LONGER I STAND, THE SHORTER I GROW. WHAT AM I?
A CANDLE
WHAT GETS SHARPER THE MORE YOU USE IT?
YOUR BRAIN
WHAT GOES UP BUT NEVER COMES DOWN?
YOUR AGE
IF YOU HAVE SIX APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY FOUR, HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?
FOUR
WHAT HAS A FACE AND TWO HANDS, BUT NO ARMS OR LEGS?
A CLOCK
WHAT CAN YOU MAKE THAT NOT EVEN YOU CAN SEE?
NOISE
WHAT CAN YOU CATCH BUT IT'S NEVER THROWN?
A COLD
IF YOU ONLY HAD ONE MATCH AND ENTERED A DARK ROOM CONTAINING AN OIL LAMP, SOME KINDLING WOOD, AND A NEWSPAPER, WHICH WOULD YOU LIGHT FIRST?
THE MATCH
WHAT GOES UP AND DOWN BUT ALWAYS REMAINS IN THE SAME PLACE?
STAIRS
I'M SO FRAGILE THAT IF YOU SAY MY NAME YOU'LL BREAK ME, WHAT AM I?
SILENCE
WHAT'S A PLACE YOU LEFT BUT YOU NEVER ENTERED?
A HOSPITAL
SOME MONTHS HAVE 31 DAYS, OTHERS HAVE 30, BUT HOW MANY HAVE 28?
ALL 12
WHAT CAN YOU HOLD WITHOUT TOUCHING IT AT ALL?
A CONVERSATION
IF YOU HAVE ONE YOU WANT TO SHARE IT BUT ONCE YOU SHARE IT, YOU DO NOT HAVE IT. WHAT IS IT?
A SECRET
A COWBOY RODE INTO TOWN ON FRIDAY. HE STAYED IN TOWN FOR THREE DAYS AND RODE OUT ON FRIDAY. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
HIS HORSE IS NAMED FRIDAY.
WHICH WEIGHS MORE? A POUND OF BRICKS OR A POUND OF FEATHERS?
NEITHER. THEY'RE BOTH A POUND
WHAT HAS A HEAD, A TAIL, BUT DOES NOT HAVE A BODY?
A COIN
I HAVE TEETH BUT I CAN'T EAT. WHAT AM I?
A COMB.