Shrek
"What are you doing..."
What is "...in my swamp?"?
"Shrek, come back!"
What is "...There are people with beards!"?
"I am. Awaiting a knight..."
What is "...so bold as to rescue me."
"He heard it from..."
What is "...the Muffin Man..."
"Look, I really don't think..."
"What is "...that's a good idea."?
"Hey look, a cat..."
What is "...who's wearin' boots, that's crazy!"?
"I said..." (Hint: VERY AGGRESSIVE)
What is "...GOOD NIGHT!"?
"Dragon?..."
What is "...I'm outta here."?
"Ooo, Princess..."
What is "...Fiona. She sounds perfect.
(thinking)
Except for that dragon and lava thing. I'll have to find someone else to go..."
"Which is just..."
What is "...the way I like it!"?
"You know, this..."
What is "...is good cardio."?
"And where would a brave..."
What is "...knight be without his noble steed?"
"I wish I could stay..."
What is "..., but forever sounds like a long time."?
"My loyal subjects!..."
What is "We're going to get a queen! Maestro!"?
"That's unfortunate, because..."
What is "...we're gonna keep going."?
"Heh-heh that's..."
"No, he can't know!"
What is "...And you can't tell him! Not a word! No one must ever know! Promise you won't tell. Promise!
"I'll come back..."
What is "...later then."?
"I'm not the..."
What is "...monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect kingdom."?
"You know, we could..."
What is "...really use a little help here, Princess. Really? Nothing? Best. Day. Ever!"?
"Shrek, I know you can't hear me right know."
What is, "...But if you could, I'd want to say a few things to you. I am in your corner, buddy. But you have got to tell this girl what you're really feeling deep down. You may not get another chance. So, just go on now. Just open up your heart and..."?
"You did it! You-did-it-you-did-it-you-did-it."
What is "...You're amazing, you're wonderful, you're... a little unorthodox I'll admit but -- Thy deed is great and thine heart is pure. I am eternally in your debt."?
Stage Directions: (Big finish. #18 - FOREVER (PLAYOFF) begins. DONKEY is trapped. __________________. No escape."
What is "A prisoner of love."?
"And now, good..."
What is "...good people of Duloc, the moment you've all been waiting for!
The raffle drawing to determine who will have the honor of setting forth to rescue the lovely Princess Fiona... (fanfare)... from the fiery keep of the dragon!"?