Disney Classics
Young woman finally gets some rest. Along comes a man to ruin it.
What is Sleeping Beauty
Man gets steroids and a frisbee to fight off the Nazis
What is Captain America
A bald man adopts three kids and 400 yellow tic-tac employees to boost his crime career.
What is Despicable Me
A grumpy, eye eating, swamp-dweller just wants his privacy, but instead accidentally collects fairy-tale roommates and a girlfriend.
What is Shrek
A bald man obsessed with an orphan, and scarred of the orphan's Principal
What is Harry Potter
A Father Is Widowed When A Serial Killer Cannibalizes His Wife And Most Of His Children. Months Later, After Losing His Disabled Son, Due To A Boating Incident At Sea, A Mentally-Challenged Woman Is His Only Hope To Finding Him
What is Finding Nemo
Man gets into a car accident and gets nerve damage in his hands. He searches for a cure and ends up becoming a wizard.
What is Doctor Strange
A fuzzy orange environmental lawyer warns everyone about trees but still loses.
What is The Lorax
Boy defies tradition, adopts flying death lizard, and at the end, his friend eats his foot.
What is How to Train Your Dragon
A love triangle between an eighteen year old girl, a hundred year old pretending to be a teen, and a wolf-dog.
What is Twilight
12 Year old kid breaks into kids homes after the parents leave then proceeds to give the kids “magic dust” that makes the go high as a kite, then he kidnaps them and brings them to a place where they will never grow up
What is Peter Pan
Superheroes Fight A Robot Who Wants To Drop A City From The Sky Because He’s Been On The Internet For 5 Minutes
What is Age of Ultron
A big fish terrorizes a beach town because clearly nobody believes in staying out of the water.
What is Jaws
A group of British flightless birds attempt the greatest prison break of all time to avoid becoming pie.
What is Chicken Run
A young woman gets hurt, and starts talking to trees, straw stuffed costumes, and believes water has magical melting properties
What is the Wizard of Oz
Country girl has to choose between guy who wants to control her life and guy who wants to keep her hostage. The latter is marginally nicer, but the deciding factor is his library.
What is Beauty and the Beast
The Lion King With Humans
What is Black Panther
Rich guys opens a zoo full of murder lizards and acts surprised when the murder happens.
What is Jurassic Park
Two brothers argue, and one of them responds by launching plagues and parting oceans like it's normal.
What is The Prince of Egypt
Man saves woman from drowning, woman leaves him out in the cold
What is The Titanic
A deformed man saves the woman of his dreams countless times, still gets friend zoned
What is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
What is The Hulk
A librarian, a thief, and a cowboy accidentally wake up a dramatic dusty boyfriend.
What is The Mummy
Forest animals discover junk food and become unhinged.
What is Over the Hedge
Group spends nine hours returning jewelry
What is The Lord of the Rings