DinoJokes
What do you call someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Lefty
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No Body
knock knock whos there?
Hawaii Hawaii who?
im good how are you?
Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii?
They only permit a-low-ha.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him.
That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
With A Crane
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the theater to watch a scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts
Knock, knock Who’s there?
Radio Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
I hate my job, all I do is crush cans all day.
It’s soda pressing.
6:30 is my favorite time of day
hands down
What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
What do skeletons do when they’re bored
watch Skele-vision
Knock, knock Who’s there?
Tank Tank who?
You're Welcome
Mom keeps asking why I have so much candy.
She doesn't know I always keep a few Twix up my sleeve.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?"
He said nothing
What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
Rep-Tiles
What do you call a skeleton who stays out in the snow too long?
Knock, knock Who’s there?
Hatch Hatch who?
Bless You
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I just don't know y.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great
but the second floor is another story.
What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
Lazy Bones
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
It had no-body to go with
Knock, knock Who’s there?
Spell Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book
and I just can't put it down!