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What is David and Goliath
This is the first man created
Who is Adam
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16
What how many books are in the bible
What is 66 books
Father, Son, Holy Spirit
What is the Trinity
AHHHH WHY WON'T THIS FIRE GO OUT??
What is Moses and the burning bush
This is the world's first murder
Who is Cain
Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.
Philippians 4:6-7
How many days and nights did it rain when God flooded the Earth
What are 40 days and 40 nights
Dove, Flood, Rainbow
What is Noah's Ark
Prophet Furious After City Avoids Destruction; Strangely Emotional When Support Plant Dies
What is the book of Jonah
This is the last word in the Bible
What is Amen
So Peter and the other disciple started for the tomb. Both were running, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first.
John 20:3–4
This is the number of baskets left over after feeding the 5,000
3, Rooster, Servant
Peter Denies Jesus
MAN GOES OUT WITH HIS SQUAD, PAUSES TO ENTER CAVE TO PEE, COMES OUT WITH CLOTHES ALTERATIONS
Who is King Saul (David does the cutting)
The Last Book in the bible is Revelation, this is the man who wrote the book
Who is John
You intended to harm me, but God intended it for good to accomplish what is now being done, the saving of many lives
Genesis 50:20
How many chapters are in the book of Joel
what is 3 chapters
Bush, Ram, Mountain
Abraham sacrifices Isaac
OMY GOODNESS, HE FALLS OUT OF THREE STORY WINDOW, I THINK HE'S DEAD... WAIT NVM HE'S OKAY NOW
Who is Eutychus (Paul Ministry, Book of Acts)
This is the place where the disciples were first called Christians
What is Antioch
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!
What is 2 Kings 2:23-25
A king size Snicker bar is 20 talents on the first day of retreat. OOPS Nathan Teacher handed out too much talents and inflation hit the market. Now the price of the Snickers bar is 35 Talents! What is the percent increase?
What is a 75%.
Shem, Ruth, David,
What is the line of Jesus