Phrases
Yo Jokes
Riddles
Witty Expression
Wise Quotes
100

A man who is his own ______ has a fool for a ______

What is "lawyer" and "client"?

100

Yo sister's ______ is so short she ______ it with rice.

what is "hair" & "rolls"?

100

A boat is filled with people, yet there is not a single person on board. How is that possible?           

What is "All the people on the boat are married"?

100

To be safe on the _____/Don't buy a fifth on the third

what is fourth?

100

“Guard well your _______ when alone and your words when accompanied.”

what are "thoughts"?

200

Bread always falls ________ side down

what is a buttered?

200

Yo daddy's head's so ________, it looks like his neck just blew a _______.

what is "big" & "bubble"?

200

Why would a man living in Arizona not be buried in Utah?

what is Because he is still living.

200

_____ must put an end to war, or war will put an end to _____(both blanks are same) 

what is mankind?

200

“The wisest men ______ their own _________.”

what is "follow" and "direction"?

300

Cold enough to freeze the ______ off a brass _______

what is "balls" and "monkey"?

300

Yo mama's armpits are so _______, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a ________.

what are "hairy" & "headlock"?

300

Give me food, and I will live.
 Give me water, and I will die.
 What am I?

what is fire?

300

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your _________.

what is seat belt?

300

“Whatever choice you _______, ________ you.

what is "make" & "makes"?

400

Fools rush in where ______ fear to _______

what are "angels" and "tread"?

400

Yo brother's ______ so  ________, I can't believe it's not _______.

what is "teeth", "yellow" &  "butter"?

400

Take off my skin – I won’t cry, but you will,
 What am I?

what is An onion?

400

If dreams really come true, what about ___________ .

what is nightmares? 

400

“Use the little ______ that you have ______”

what is "time" & "wisely"? 

500

Genius is one ________inspiration and 99 ________perspiration (Same Word)

what is "percent" & "percent"?

500

Yo uncle’s so greedy, he created a Gmail account just so he could get the _______.

what is "spam"?

500

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

what is Your left hand?

500

If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a _____ warning

what is "horrible" or "terrible"?

500

“________ is often the wisest reply.”

what is "Silence"?