A man who is his own ______ has a fool for a ______
What is "lawyer" and "client"?
Yo sister's ______ is so short she ______ it with rice.
what is "hair" & "rolls"?
A boat is filled with people, yet there is not a single person on board. How is that possible?
What is "All the people on the boat are married"?
To be safe on the _____/Don't buy a fifth on the third
what is fourth?
“Guard well your _______ when alone and your words when accompanied.”
what are "thoughts"?
Bread always falls ________ side down
what is a buttered?
Yo daddy's head's so ________, it looks like his neck just blew a _______.
what is "big" & "bubble"?
Why would a man living in Arizona not be buried in Utah?
what is Because he is still living.
_____ must put an end to war, or war will put an end to _____(both blanks are same)
what is mankind?
“The wisest men ______ their own _________.”
what is "follow" and "direction"?
Cold enough to freeze the ______ off a brass _______
what is "balls" and "monkey"?
Yo mama's armpits are so _______, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a ________.
what are "hairy" & "headlock"?
Give me food, and I will live.
Give me water, and I will die.
What am I?
what is fire?
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your _________.
what is seat belt?
“Whatever choice you _______, ________ you.
what is "make" & "makes"?
Fools rush in where ______ fear to _______
what are "angels" and "tread"?
Yo brother's ______ so ________, I can't believe it's not _______.
what is "teeth", "yellow" & "butter"?
Take off my skin – I won’t cry, but you will,
What am I?
what is An onion?
If dreams really come true, what about ___________ .
what is nightmares?
“Use the little ______ that you have ______”
what is "time" & "wisely"?
Genius is one ________inspiration and 99 ________perspiration (Same Word)
what is "percent" & "percent"?
Yo uncle’s so greedy, he created a Gmail account just so he could get the _______.
what is "spam"?
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
what is Your left hand?
If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a _____ warning
what is "horrible" or "terrible"?
“________ is often the wisest reply.”
what is "Silence"?