Basic Facts
Name one of my dogs
At the Lambda Christmas party last semester, I went around to guys saying I was going to leave my ______ somewhere in their house.
Red thong
Name the two sports I played in high school
Volleyball and track
What event happened on Valentine's Day that made me give up on love?
I got hit by a car (and apologized for being in their way)
What dorm was I in last year?
West Quad
What is my legal middle name?
After volleyball practice my junior year, I got stressed out in the parking lot and crashed my dad's car into a ________.
wall.
What famous Michigan character went to my high school?
Jim Harbaugh
How old was the oldest man I've ever kissed?
42... IT WAS LEGAL DON’T WORRY
How did I chip my tooth last year 2 days before winterfest?
Taking a fireball shooter in the Lambda basement
Why was I on chemo?
Leg and back skin condition
In 7th grade, after coming home from school and taking off my skinny jeans, I realized I had been walking around with _______ all over the back of my pants.
Blood
I was an Editor-in-Chief 😎 for my school's ______ magazine.
Sports 🏈 🏀 ⚽️ ⚾️
Name 3 out of my 5 dates to ADPi functions
Gino Sessa
Nate Edinburg
Cole BBBBBBB BAILEY
Adrian idk his last name
Joe.
What was my other house besides ADPi during pref?
Kappa Delta
_____ is ruined for me because it was the only thing I could steal in high school without my parents noticing.
Tequila.
At volleyball practice when I was 14, I was chewing gum and my coach made me _________.
Spit it into his hand.
The day after I ended things with my prom date, he broke the school record for ________ and got full-ride offers from UCLA and UC Berkeley.
high jump
How many boys AT MICHIGAN have I kissed?
Only 4!
What was my intended major and minor when I came to Michigan?
Major: Poli sci
Minor: Spanish
How many digits of Pi do I have memorized?
47
When I was 11 on a church service trip, I spilled ___________ all over the yard of the woman I was working for.
An entire wheelbarrow full of wet cement
What senior superlative was I runner-up for?
Best Fortnite duo...
Who do I have my marriage pact with?
Nick Lopez (a Mexican ginger)
What frat hosted the first frat party I ever went to? (hint: they're super sexy)
WE ARE PSI U