Witchy Problems
The witch’s broom was recalled for going 75 in a 25 — this was the charge.
What is flying under the influence?
Dracula’s side hustle that really sucks.
What is blood donation?
Florida Man arrested for trying to trade a gator for this Halloween treat.
What are Skittles?
Arrested for stealing 200 Reese’s Cups and claiming it was “for spell research
What is petty potion theft?
What food did I deny Frances at Walmart for $7.95.
What are brownie bites and sprinkles
Her love potion accidentally worked too well — now she’s married to this household item.
What is her cauldron?
Frankenstein recently applied to this gig — said he has “great parts.
What is an organ donor?
Florida Man goes trick-or-treating dressed as this… in July.
What is a pumpkin spice latte?
Charged with disturbing the dead after hosting a rave in this location.
What is a cemetery?
What item in our house did Frances not want to get but since purchased.... cant not use it
What is a recliner?
The witch tried to turn her ex into a toad but accidentally made him this instead.
What is a Disney adult?
The Mummy’s LinkedIn bio just says “all wrapped up in my work.
What is a motivational speaker?
Florida Man claims ghosts stole his lawn mower and replaced it with this
What is a live alligator?
Convicted pumpkin-smasher blamed it on “gourd rage.”
What is vandalism by squash?
How does Zack help Frances when she has icky morning sickness
What is Sends motivational text or Cards? God Zack is so great.
The witch’s new spell “Summon Latte” resulted in this seasonal disaster.
What is a pumpkin spice blizzard?
Bigfoot’s new OnlyFans tagline: “I promise you won’t see much.”
What is a blurry influencer?
Florida Man breaks into Spirit Halloween to “liberate” these inflatable creatures.
What are 12-foot skeletons?
This villain was caught TP-ing Dracula’s castle — authorities called it a “grave offense.
Who is the Mummy?
What Did i offer to make Frances for dinner that she immediately cried at the thought to me cooking.
what is Grilling Grilled chicken and corn on the cobb?
Her potion for eternal youth succeeded — but only for her left elbow.
What is partial immortality?
The Ghost’s small business — all transactions are trans-parent.
What is ghost accounting?
Florida Man hosts a séance to summon this spirit — ends up summoning HOA president instead.
Who is Karen?
Sentenced to 666 hours of community service for impersonating this seasonal icon.
Who is the Great Pumpkin?
What Did Frances want at the very beginning of the pregnancy that she cried over
fried chicken