Halloween Jokes
Halloween characters
Halloween candy
Halloween history
Random Halloween facts
100

what does a ghost use to wash his hair?

sham-boo

100

I am a nocturnal animal

bat

100

melts in your mouth, not in your hands

m&ms

100

which president's ghost haunts the White House?

Abraham Lincoln

100

what state produces the most pumpkins?

Illinois

200

what is a monsters favorite game to play?

hide and shriek!


200

I use a large cauldron

witch

200

taste the rainbow

skittles

200

what state has the world's largest haunted house?

Ohio or Massachusetts

Ohio

200

why are Halloween colors orange and black?

orange- harvest

black- cats/bats

300

why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

he didn't have the guts

300

I have sharp incisors

dracula

300

how many licks does it take to the center?

Tootsie Roll pop

300

In what country did Halloween originate?

Ireland

300

what is the most popular Halloween costume?

pumpkin

400

why are ghosts bad liars?

because you can see right through them

400

I am preserved by wrapping cloth around me

mummy

400

sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't

almond joy/mounds

400

what magician died on Halloween?

Harry Houdini

400

who is the most famous friendly ghost?

Caspar

500

what has hundreds of ears but can't hear anything?

a cornfield

500

human by day..... animal by night

werewolf

500

Nobody better lay a finger on my......

Butterfinger

500

what vegetable was the original jack o lantern?

potato

500

what are the 3 colors of candy corn?

white, orange, yellow