Jack-o'-lantern
The person who built it sold it .
The person who bought it never used it.
The person who used it never saw it .
Who am I ?
Coffin.
What do get when you pass a vampire and snowman .
Frostbite!
What do you call a skeleton that tells you jokes and makes you laugh when you are sad.
A funny bone!
If a witch has a broom and a jack-o'-lantern has a candle, then what does a vampire have ?
A bloodhound.
What jack has a head but no body?
Jack-o'-lantern.
The Smith family is a very wealthy family.They had a huge, round house .Mr.Smith woke up and found the mirror shattered , he knew one of his employees did it.
Who did it?
Driver:I was outside washing the car.
Maid:I was dusting the corners of the house .
Cook: I was starting to make lunch for later.
The Maid .
I have no feet to dance.
I have no eyes to see .
But yet I do all two.
Who am I ?
Fire.
I am tall when I am young.
I am small when I am old and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o'-Lanterns.
What am I ?
A candle .
How do you know a vampire loves baseball?
Because he runs into a bat every night .
Why did the vampire take art class?
He wanted to learn to draw bats .
Which part of the road do ghosts love to avoid ?
The dead end.
Why did the monster eat the crazy person?
He was allergic to nuts .
You can find me from head to toe .I am a liquid and sometimes i make people faint.
Who am I?
Blood.
I have hundreds of ears but I cant hear anything .Who am I?
A cornfield.
Some people believe in me and others don't.
All night I roam around and sometimes I float .
Ghosts.
How do you spell candy in 2 letters ?
C and Y .
I am wrapped.
I am not a gift .
I am kept neatly and Archeologists find me as a treashure .
A mummy.
Where does the werewolf hide ?
In your claws-it
Dracula loves to draw this as well as put this in the bank .
Who am I ?
Blood.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse .
Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
He was too wrapped up in himself .
How do you fix jack -o'-lantern ?
With a pumpkin patch .
A zombie , a mummy, and a ghost bought a house . It had all rooms except for one .
What room will you not find ?
A living room.
What is the mummy's favorite music?
Wrap!
If you see one flying around you'd be careful at night as some turn into vampires and will give your neck a big bite .
What is it ?
Bats?