FOOD
What kind of music do mummies like?
Wrap
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
How does a monster score a touchdown?
He runs over the ghoul line.
What kind of street do vampires live on?
Dead ends
What is the witch's favorite subject in school?
"Spell" ing
Why didn't the ghost go to the party?
He had no "body" to go with.
How can you tell when Dracula has a cold?
He starts "coffin".
What does a ghost have for dessert?
I scream
What food does a vampire never order in a restaurant?
Stake
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite