Doctor of the Church, author of The City of God, and most definitely NOT a hippo
Saint Augustine
This James Cameron CGI-epic broke box office records as it told the story of blue aliens and Sigourney Weaver.
Avatar (2009)
A living, breathing set of bones who also happens to be the Pumpkin King of Halloween Town
Jack Skellington
This band's name was originally meant to be an acronym based on the members' names, and newer members received nicknames to keep the tradition alive.
N'SYNC
This northern-flowing river is also the longest river in Africa
The Nile
The patron saint of school children and the poor, because of how he treated them in his life, the patron of comedians because of his sense of humor, and the patron of cooks for reasons better left unsaid at a work event.
Saint Lawrence
Named after the year in which it takes place, this apocalyptic disaster film turned out to be far less prescient than its director wanted.
2012 (2009)
Say his name three times, then employ his help to evict the tasteless remodelers who live in your former house.
Beetlejuice
Commonly memed at the end of April, this N'SYNC single was the only song of their to reach number 1 on the Billboard Top 100
It's Gonna Be Me
The imaginary line that runs perpendicular to the equator
The prime meridian
Sharing a name with Apple's favorite city, this saint was known for frequently falling into ecstasy and was reported to have levitated while praying so often that his monastery kept him hidden from the public.
St. Joseph of Cupertino
Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, and a large skeleton star in this film about what happens in New York after 7 pm.
Night at the Museum (2006)
First featured on a haunted elevator in 2016, this suit-wearing spook is touts a famous catch-phrase: "Any questions?"
David S. Pumpkins
According to some rumors, this Hollywood star of movies like The Notebook and La La Land was once asked to be a founding member of the Backstreet Boys but turned down the offer, saying that "boy bands are a thing of the past"
Ryan Gosling
The 26th president of the United States and the founder of the National Parks system
Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt
Determined not to be too prideful, this saint is said to have once shaved off half of his beard and welcomed the laughter that followed.
Saint Phillip Neri
The only Peter Jackson movie to be more widely-forgotten than The Hobbit, this remake of a monster movie classic features the unlikely trio of Naomi Watts, Jack Black, and Adrien Brody.
King Kong (2005)
You'll never see him run, but you sure will see him in a lot of movies with Jamie Lee Curtis
Michael Myers
This funky bunch frontman was a founding member of New Kids on the Block, but left the group before they recorded their first album
Mark Wahlberg
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All plastic fish-related jokes about his name aside, this early Church bishop was a devout and holy man, and is the patron saint of ear infections and dysentery.
Saint Polycarp
This take on The Great Escape replaces the main characters with a group of smaller (and more feathery) protagonists.
Chicken Run (2000)
Not the famous monster, but the famous guy who made the famous monster, you know, the one who always gets confused with the name of his monster, monster creator guy, that one.
Dr. Frankenstein
Approximately 73 million people tuned in to watch the Beatles make their U.S. TV debut on this show
The Ed Sullivan Show
THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
The mitochondria