MATH
WHAT IS 16+16?
32
WHY DON'T SCIENTISTS TRUST ATOMS?
Because they make up everything!
Which planet is known as the "Red Planet"?
Mars
CHOOSE THE CORRECT PRONOUN: THE GIFT WAS DIVIDED BY MY BROTHER AND ___.
I
What day comes after Thanksgiving?
Black Friday
WHAT IS 96/3?
32
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES?
FSH!
What do you call the force that pulls objects toward the Earth?
Gravity
FIND THE VERB: THE BUNNY RAN THROUGHOUT THE LAND
RAN
What is the most popular main dish on Thanksgiving?
Turkey
WHAT IS THE VOLUME OF A SPHERE?
4/3 PI R3
WHY DID THE BICYCLE FALL OVER?
BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED!
What is the process of a caterpillar becoming a butterfly called?
Metamorphosis
FIND THE SIMILE: THE HARES EARS WERE AS TALL AS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
AS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
What is the act of napping after a big Thanksgiving meal called?
A food coma
WHAT IS THE VOLUME OF A CYLINDER?
PI R2 H
I TOLD MY WIFE SHE WAS DRAWING HER EYEBROWS TOO HIGH.
SHE LOOKED SURPRISED!
What is the name of the closest star to Earth?
The sun
FIND THE HYPERBOLE: I have a million things to do before the weekend!
HAVING A MILLION THINGS TO DO.
What year did the first Thanksgiving take place?
1612
WHAT IS 164
16X16X16X16 or 65,536
A WOMAN WALKED INTO A DOCTORS OFFICE. SHE TELLS THE DOCTOR "I THIN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME" THE DOCTOR SAYS " OK WHAT ARE YOUR SYMPTOMS" THE WOMAN REPLIES "I KEEP SAYING "LIKE" EVERY TWO WORDS IN A SENTENCE." THE DOCTOR SAID "OK LET'S HEAR IT." "SAY THE BOY OPENED THE CUPBOARD." THE WOMAN REPLIED " LIKE, THE BOY, LIKE, OPENED, LIKE, THE, LIKE, CUPBOARD" "OH BOY" SAID THE DOCTOR" WHAT DID HE SAY NEXT?
"I'M AFRAID YOU ARE DIAGNOSED WITH AMERICAN-ITIST"
Why do ice cubes float in water?
This is due to density and the fact that ice is less dense than liquid water.
IS THIS AN ALLITERATION OR A METAPHOR?: BIG BEARS BOUNCE BOLDLY ACROSS THE BRIDGE
ALLITERATION
What is the flap of skin that hangs from a turkey's neck called?
A wattle