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What do ghosts have in their noses?
Boo-gers!
Why does Dracula struggle to make friends?
He's a real pain in the neck
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese
What's a ghost's favorite vacation spot?
Lake Eerie
What is a vampire's favorite candy?
A sucker
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
I-Scream!
How do you fix a jack-o'-lantern?
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
Why are ghosts cowards?
They've got no guts
What kind of vehicle does Frankenstein drive?
A monster truck
Why don't mummies take time off?
They are afraid to unwind
Why did the jack-o'-lantern fail his test?
Someone scooped his brains out
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with
What's a ghost's favorite kind of street?
A dead end
Why don't mummies have hobbies?
They're too wrapped up in work
Where does a mummy go for vacation?
The Dead Sea
Why are graveyards so noisey?
Because of all the coffin
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a ghost's favorite toy?
A boo-merang
What is the safest place to be in a zombie apocalypse?
The living room
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Vacuum cleaners are too heavy
What instruments do skeletons play?
Trom-bone
What's a ghost's favorite ride?
A roller ghost-er
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear