Spooky
What type of music do mummies love?
Wrap
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
Because it had no guts
How can you tell a group of bats are friends?
When they always hang together
What do black cats like to eat on hot days?
Mice-cream cones
What room does a ghost not need?
A living room
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice Scream
How do you tell a mummy has a cold?
From their coffin
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch
Who do monsters buy cookies from?
Ghoul Scouts
Why don't witches ride their broom when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle
What's a bat's favorite holiday (other than Halloween of course)
Fangs-giving
Why did the ghost pick his nose?
To get out the boo-gers
Why can't ghosts tell lies?
Because everyone can see right through them
What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
A Jock-O-Lantern
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried
What do you call a skeleton that lays around all day?
Lazy bones
How do bats line up at school?
In alpha-bat-ical order
Who do witches call for breakfast while on vacation?
Broom service
What did the ghost use to wash their hair?
Sham Boo
Why don't zombies eat fast food?
They can't catch it
What's a witch's favorite school subject?
Spelling
What's a zombie's favorite thing to eat?
Brain food
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle their funny bone
What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone appetite
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
"Look at the board and I'll go through it again"