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Why wasn't there any food left after the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin!
What's a ghosts favorite treat?
Ice scream!
What room does a ghost not need?
A living room!
Why don't skeletons like parties?
Because they have NO BODY to dance with!
Who was the best dancer at the Halloween party?
The Boogieman!
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Rap music
What do birds do on Halloween?
Trick-or-tweeting!
How does a scarecrow drink his juice?
With a straw!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her "w"
Why do mummies make good employees?
They get wrapped up in their work!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body!
Where do ghosts shop?
At the ghostery store!
Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
Why do spiders make good baseball players?
They know how to catch flies!
Why don't angry witches fly on their broom?
Because they're afraid of flying off the handle!
What kind of shoes does a ghost wear?
Boooooooots!
How do you fix a pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
Where do ghosts mail letters?
At the ghost office!
What do witches get at hotels?
Broom service!
Where did the baby ghost sit?
In a "boo"ster seat!
Who did Dracula bring to the dance?
His ghoul friend!
What is the problem with 2 twin witches?
You never know which witch is which!
What did the vampire say to the invisible man?
Long time no see!
What song do vampires hate?
You are my sunshine
What does a skeleton say before dinner?
Bone-appetit!