Skeletons
What musical instrument does a skeleton play
The Trom-bone
What do witches use to do their hair
Scare-spray
Where do ghosts go to trick or treat
Dead Ends
What does a vampire call his car
a blood vessel
Who do monsters buy cookies from
Ghoul Scouts
What is a skeleton's favorite lift
The Dead Lift
What do you call a witch that goes to the beach
A sand-witch
What is a ghost's favorite meal
Spook-ghetti
What is a vampire's favorite ice cream
Vein-illa
What is a mummy's favorite food
Wraps
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant
Spare-Ribs
Why was the broom late
It over swept
What is a ghost's nose full of
BOOOgers
What is a vampire's favorite fruit
Why don't mummy's like eating clowns
What do old skeletons complain about
What do witches ask for at hotels
Broom-service
Why are ghosts so bad at lying
Because you can see right through them
Where do vampires keep their money
The Blood Bank
What is the name of a chicken that haunts your house
A poultyrgeist
Why are skeletons so calm
Because nothing gets under their skin
What do witches put on their bagels
Scream cheese
Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation
The Dead Sea
What is a vampire's least favorite meal
A steak
Why is a graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin