Funny Halloween Jokes
What kind of car does Frankenstein drive on Halloween night?
A monster truck.
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Ghosts
Break me off a piece of that
Kit Kat
A witch uses this to fly.
broom
Someone who puts out fires
Fire Fighter
Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy?
At the ghost-ery store!
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Mask
Taste the Rainbow
Skittles
Dracula wears this on his back
a cape
Extinct animal
Dinosaur
What is a witch's favorite subject?
Spelling.
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Treat
You're not you when you're hungry
Snickers
Dracula hates this food
Garlic
Mythical creature who flies and has magical powers
Fairy
Where do ghosts love to vacation?
Mali-boo.
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Moon
Melt in your mouth and not in your hands
M&M's
Dracula hates this symbol
cross
Someone who plays rock music and has crazy hair.
Rockstar
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
You tickle his funny bone!
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Cat
What occupation of the inventor of cotton candy?
Dentist
A witch often makes this in her big black pot
Potion
Many different people who save lives
Superhero