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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frost-bite
Why did he vampire fail art class?
Because he would only draw blood!
Why don’t bats live alone?
They are always hanging around with friends.
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare-spray
What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
A waterbed.
Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten.
How do you make milkshakes?
Give it a good scare.
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
Buccaneer.
What did the alien say to the books?
Take me to your teacher.
What dessert do Yettis love most?
Ice cream
What do you say to a two-headed alien?
Hello! Hello!
What kind of tales do giants love to tell?
Tall tales.
Which dog did the vampire get for a pet?
A bloodhound.
What kind of pie do ghosts love most?
Boo-berry
Where do vampires keep their money?
In the blood bank.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
Why can’t the vampire get a girlfriend?
He has bat-breath.
What is yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested mustard.
What did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.
Why do dragons sleep all day?
So they can fight nights?
Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
What did the robot say to the traffic light?
You have beautiful eyes baby.
What do you call a fairy who doesn’t take a bath?
Stickerbell.
How do aliens drink tea?
In flying saucers.
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.