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Halloween
100
Something that is sweet, triangle shaped, orange, yellow and white. 

What is candy corn?

100

Ghosts eat this for dinner.

What is Spooketti?

100

The month of Halloween.

What is October?

200

If you see a flock of birds flying in a v-pattern, in which direction are they probably flying?

What is South?

200

A room that a ghost and zombie do not need in their house.

What is a living room?

200

The day of Halloween.

What is 31st?
300
Trick or Treat?

Treat!

Surprise Mummy Facts

https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/

300
The team the Bears played this past Sunday.

Who are the Chargers?

300
The best costume for a mom on Halloween.

What is a mummie?

300

I live in a spooky castle or even in a cave, I sleep upside down and I am so creepy that people run because they’re scared. What am I?

What are bats?

400

A type of tree that does not lose it's leaves in Autumn.

What is an evergreen?

400

The Chicago Fire will be moving to play in this Stadium in Chicago in 2020.

What is Soldier Field?

400

Why are skeletons so mean?

Because they don't have a heart.


400

I am wrapped but I am not a gift, I am kept neatly in a chamber and Archeologists find me as a great treasure. What am I?

What is a mummy?

500

A type of tree that loses its leaves in autumn.

What is deciduous?

500
This Bulls player has the highest average points per game during this season.

Who is Zach LeVine?

500

What do vampires take when they have a very bad cough?

They take coffin drops.