Ouch, My _____
The Girl Next Door
It's Me and You and You and Me Just Us
The Trinity Cult
Facebook to Make Us Laugh
100
Aliza hit her head on this appliance and got a concussion
Washing machine
100
This woman, one of Aliza's neighbors, works at this institution
Kennedy Krieger Institute
100
The name of the reason that Aliza and Jess are spit sisters
Steve(n Grutman)
100
These are the members of the cult that stand in a triangle
Aliza Mintz, Aliza Shalvi, and Aliza Silverman
100
Provide the reason that this would be shared on the web:
"Still looking for a Shabbat dinner to go to?"
Funniest answer gets points.
Real Answer: "Moishe House Baltimore is hosting this Friday, and it's not too late to sign up on OneTable!"
200
When dancing Hora Ma'Aretz, Aliza couldn't do the lift in the back because she hurt her
I actually don't remember but I know there was something
200
This one of Aliza's neighbors has two terminal degrees from this prestigious institution in Baltimore city - bonus points if you can name the degrees too
Johns Hopkins
200
People are always surprised when they find out that this member of Hannah's family is only 5'2" because it doesn't match his big personality
Steve(n Weisman)
200
This cult originated in a rehearsal this dance group
Rikudei Yachad
200
Provide the reason that this would be shared on the web:
"Back in high school, my USY friends and I used hang out in group Skype calls all the time and post asking if anyone wanted to join."
Funniest answer gets points.
Real Answer: "We were into group video calls before COVID-19 made it the cool thing to do."
300
At some point Aliza coughed and hurt this internal organ
spleen???
300
This one of Aliza's neighbors is licensed to practice in these two states. Bonus points if you can list her license numbers.
- CA License # A98786
- MD License # D71037
300
The director of Schindler's List, Jaws, and many other famous movies.
Steve(n Spielberg)
300
This is the direction that two members of the cult (attempt to) stand in when a specific third member is not present to ensure the triangle is completed Jewishly
East
300
Provide the reason that this would be shared on the web:
“Females are strong as hell!”
Funniest answer gets points.
Real Answer: "Happy Purim!"
400
In February 2025, Aliza went to Urgent Care - where she was given bottled water - for this problem
a cold
400
This one of Aliza's neighbors specializes in muscle disorders, including this "well-known" rare genetic muscle disorder where muscles get progressively weaker over time
Muscular dystrophy
400
This famous entrepreneur revolutionised our lives with products released by the company Apple. He also held the position of CEO at Pixar and was credited with being an executive producer of the film "Toy Story."
Steve (Jobs)
400
This member of the cult is NOT engaged to be married
Aliza
400
Provide the reason that this would be shared on the web:
"My mom often volunteered on chicken finger day, since it was less messy than the other lunches. I learned that at one point, they had to stop putting out hand sanitizer during kindergarten lunch. The kids thought it was a dip for the chicken fingers."
Funniest answer gets points.
Real Answer: "Idk this just feels relevant right now."
500
In August 2023, Aliza wrote a post on Facebook discussing that a doctors office sent her home with the wrong size of this common, and deeply personal, product
orthotics
500
This is the office number of this one of Aliza's neighbors
844
500
A blind pianist
Stev(i)e (Wonder)
500
This is the main reason that potential members are prohibited from joining this cult.
They are not named Aliza.
500
Provide the reason that this would be shared on the web:
"Regarding the Super Bowl halftime show—small amounts of clothing do not mean a wardrobe malfunction. You can be wearing all of the clothing in the world and still have one."
Funniest answer gets points.
Real Answer: "Source: Israeli dance costumes"