"What did she just say...?"
the beverage Momma refers to when talking about accidentally having a baby
What is a Pepsi? ("Dropping a Pepsi")
Mom's advice given from day 1 for how to combat kidnappers
What is "scream & run"?
the only child not involved in the "Great Taco Bell Take-down"
Who is Abby?
What are mushrooms?
What is Country music?
What Momma says when we think we need to go to the doctor
What is "Get yourself a good job with some good insurance and one day you can go to the doctor"?
Momma's COVID hobby
What are puzzles?
Hispanic superstar who's lyrics inspire Momma in all aspects of life
Who is Pitbull?
what Momma would say if you asked her to "turn down the volume"
What is "YOU TURN DOWN THE VOLUME"?
the one-day event way back when that nearly cost Momma her sanity
What is laying on your left side or putting some Neosporin on it?
What is "I hate you all the same."
momma's response to JC ratting her out for giving Sam sugar before a tee ball game
What is a gut punch?
Momma thought you had to fall off the bed by this age to ensure that you grew up "normal"
What is 1 year old?
The opening line to all wedding ceremonies Momma has officiated
What is "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word life. It means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you there's something else -- the after world" -- Prince?
what you're supposed to do instead of ever trying to fix something by yourself.
What is CALL YOUR PARENTS?
the single-word hollered by Momma when trying to scare JC by hiding under his bed
What is "ARG!!!"
What is volunteering?
Who said it: "She’s the most caring,thoughtful, loving, funny and beautiful person in the world. I can’t imagine a day without her in my life"