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100
Haya Tov....
V'tov shehaya!
100
What is Bubby Juda's favorite bus stop/street in Toronto?
SPADINA!!!
100
What is ice cream?
Something worth standing on the table for!
100
What is the restaurant that zaidy singlehandedly supports?
Crema!
100
What is the barber?
The person Zaidy needs to go to after the Rabbi finishes his speech!
200
Once upon a time...
(Hint: NOT "in a land far far away..." )
There was a tavern!
200
More importantly than what Istanbul is now....
is that it used to be CONSTANTINOPLE!!!
200
What are Zaidy's favorite winter clothes?
Tennis shorts!
200
What is the only fleishig restarunt in Toronto (in Zaidy's eyes)
Chicken Nest!
200
What is a three hour speech?
The amount of time that Zaidy needs at an aufruf/sheva brachos!
300
Some want to be served, and some do not.
And then there are those who want a lot.
Those people have a name and
We serve the needy, not the greedy!
300
Where does Zaidy have relatives in Toronto?
Euclid Avenue!
300
Who is Zaidy's favorite Sergeant?
Sergeant Abe Cohen!
300
Walking straight from the lobby into...
The Prima Vera!
300
Zaidy can keep a secret...
it's just the people that he tells that cannot!
400
How is it that Zaidy's never retreats?
Because he advances to the rear!
400
Where did Zaidy get his first passport?
The Hotel Polski!
400
How did Avi make the Leonardo plaza's worker's face turn white?
By saying his grandfather's last name!
(Avi, please share the story!)
400
What is the most delicious thing....charged to room 1402 please!
A Leonardo Plaza Vanilla Milkshake!
400
Zaidy has a great memory....
but a short one!
500
It cannot buy happiness...
but money can make misery a lot easier to deal with!
500
Where is Zaidy's home turf?
Sondomeirj!
(Avi, please explain.)
500
What is the only girl who was able to beat Zaidy at math?
The French blonde girl!
500
What is
Hint: It is NOT Styrofaom
Uncle Aaron's ceramic cup!
500
What is the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
Information?