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Haya Tov....

V'tov shehaya!

100

What is Bubby Juda’s favorite bus stop/street in Toronto?

SPADINA!!!

100

What is worth standing on the table for?

Ice cream!

100

Which restaurant does zaidy singlehandedly support?

Crema!

100

Where does Zaidy need to go after the Rabbi’s sermon?

To the barber!

200

Once Upon a Time…..

There was a Tavern!

200

Istanbul…..?

…..Used to be called CONSTANTINOPLE!!!

200

What are Zaidy’s favorite winter clothes?

Tennis shorts!

200

What is the only fleishig restarunt in Toronto (in Zaidy's eyes)

Chicken Nest!

200

How does zaidy manage to encapsulate 20+ years of life in his Sheva Brachos speech?

By condensing it into a mere 3 hours!

300

Who are the greedy?

The people that we do not serve!

300

Where does Zaidy have relatives in Toronto?

Euclid Avenue!

300

Who is Zaidy's favorite Sergeant?

Sergeant Abe Cohen!

300

Walking straight from the lobby into...

The Prima Vera!

300

Zaidy can keep a secret….

….It’s just the people that he tells that cannot!

400

How is it that Zaidy never retreats? 

Because he always advances to the rear!

400

Where did Zaidy get his first passport?

The Hotel Polski!

400
How did Avi make the Leonardo plaza's worker's face turn white?

By saying his grandfather's last name!

(Avi, please share the story!)

400

What is the most delicious thing....charged to room 1402 please!

A Leonardo Plaza Vanilla Milkshake!

400

Zaidy has a good memory…..

….But a short one!

500

It doesn’t buy happiness…..

But it does make misery a lot easier to deal with!

500

Where is Zaidy’s home turf?

Sondomeirj!

500

Who was the only one who could beat zaidy at math?

The blonde girl who sat in front him!

500

Who owns this cup?

Hint: It is NOT Styrofaom

Uncle Aaron! 

500

What is difference between an optimist and a pessimist?

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