Zaidy Is The Best
We love you Zaidy!
Happy Birthday!
Thanks for everything Zaidy!
Miscellaneous
100
Why does Zaidy think Penina loves him?
Because he gives her gum!
100
When you can live like this...
Who needs money?
100
When is Zaidy doing better?
Now that he's talking to you!
100
It's not about what you know....
....it's about WHO you know!
100
Who should the white man speak for?
Himself!
200
What is Zaidy's signature sign off?
ZN ❤️
200
What is the appropriate hair to soup ratio?
While one hair on your head might not be so much....even one hair in your soup is too many!
200
Puts...
and Calls!
200
Zaidy in the middle of his speech: "I'm sorry, I cant see...."
"....what else did you write here?"
200
What makes a good flight?
If the plane lands and can be used again!
300
Are there permanent allies?
NO! Only permanent self-interests!
300
Favorite Subject Line
URGENT
300
The best coffee/hot chocolate in Toronto
Second Cup!
300
Tum-ba
la...tumbala..tumba la-laika!
300
What does Zaidy wear to weddings?
His Tuxedo!
400
You only need 2 out of three....
(Hint: Shidduchim)
...But one of them must be cheshek!
400
What did the skeleton (in Zaidy's office) used to be?
A police officer!
400
Zaidy prides himself on knowing Oma ___________ before they were even married...
He knew her inside and out because he had her x-rays!
400
All roads....
....lead to Zaidy asking about shidduchim!
(Did you change your last name to Weinstock yet?)
400
Zaidy may not have glasses....
....But he does have 20/20 vision which allows him to see into the future!
500
איך האָב דיך
(Ich Hub Duch=I have you)
אין מײַן באָרד
(In mine burd=In my beard)
500
What was the hardest course that Zaidy ever took?
His French immersion course!
500
When did the President take Zaidy's side?
Polaroid!
500
Trifles make up perfection....
But perfection is no trifle!
500
Que Sera, Sera
Whatever will be, will be,
The future is not ours to see....or look at!
(Daniel, please explain!)