Jokes
What’s green and pear-shaped?
A pear
How many hearts do octopuses have?
They've three hearts
What did the Taino people call Jamaica?
The indigenous Taino people named the island "Xaymaca" (meaning "of wood and water")
On which peninsula is Bosnia located?
The Balkan peninsula
I think you're really cute! T/F?
T!!!🌻🌻🌻
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick lolllll
Where is a shrimp's heart located?
A shrimp's heart is in its head
How many major mountain ranges are there in Jamaica?
Jamaica has 4 major mountain ranges
Are there any rainforests in Bosnia?
Yes, the Perućica Forest is one of Europe's last remaining undisturbed rainforests.
What colour suits you the best?
YELLOW🌻🌻🌻
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The space bar
How far away can a tiger's roar be heard?
A tiger's roar can be heard up to two miles away
Jamaica sits on top of a large underwater mountain, true or false?
True
Bosnia has a small stretch of land on which sea?
The Adriatic Sea
What's Reuel's most common form of communication?
Making jokes💀
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels
How long would it take to fall from the North Pole to Earth's core?
Which expensive drink is produced in Jamaica?
Blue Mountain Coffee, it is so expensive because it take so long to harvest it. The high altitude and gradient of the hills make it extremely difficult to produce a crop.
What is the national dish?
Ćevapi, small rolls of seasoned ground meat
What's Reuel's favourite activity?
Practicing excell
How do you tell the difference between tinned pears and tinned peaches?
Open the tin
Six generations back, how many grandparents do you have?
How many marijuana plants is each household legally allowed to cultivate in Jamaica?
Each household is allowed to cultivate 5 marijuana plants
There is a river in Bosnia of the same name, true or false
True
Where is Reuel usually at 1AM?
On the toilet💜✌🌼