The Limited TV She Watches
She *watches* this more than she *does* this, despite our warnings it’ll be turned off if she doesn’t get to moving!
What is Cosmic Kids Yoga?
At APLS ’24 LA, this person told you, after knowing me 17 years, he didn’t realize I was “hilarious.”
Who is Saul?
He’s never had a real job in his life. He’s also not from this home to APLS ’25.
Who is Bobby New Puerto Rico?
We were thrilled the buffet at Cuban night included this. Lots and lots and lots was eaten.
What is octopus?
Post-IUP Union Stress Meal was this Tubed semolina medley, pressure cooked in a chicken-enriched stock, served in a sharp cheddar emulsion blend
What is instant pot mac n’ cheese?
Several times she’s asked to watch this Halloween flick, listen to a song from this flick, even just start at pictures of the sisters from this flick.
What is Hocus Pocus?
I say the name of this street whenever we cross it, in reference to the person someone said was doing research you said hadn’t been done.
Who is Lowell?
My order at NM Beef Jerky Co., and frequent department party host.
What is Chicharron Burri Tohen?
Izby was mesmerized at her first theater performance, which was this show.
What is Cirque du Soilei?
We sometimes start mornings w/ this Spiced tropical kale salad puree
What is smoothie?
She’s watched a few episodes of this, which was a favorite of her dad’s, at a way younger age than her mom was ever allowed to watch them.
What is The Simpsons?
This UVA-mover met with us last year to discuss a plot to, in her words, take over the world.
Who is Lauren Kois?
A tandem of yoga poses we do from table top stance, and one of the first names Izby chose for our son.
What is Cat & Cowboy?
We knew a kid was upset when this start going off.
What is the pool fountain?
Enjoy a movie w/ these Heat-infused inverted corn kernels
What is popcorn?
We wondered if this campy Halloween classic might be too much for her at 3, but she requested it multiple times thereafter.
What is Killer Klowns from Outer Space?
When Jeff & I got stuck last year talking to the paralegal, I passed time by pretending she spoke in the voice of this character.
What is Teddy from Bob’s Burger?
The Simon & Garfunkel lyrics we sing with the claw, and what Izby knows we are since we sleep at night.
What is Lie-Dee-Diurnal?
They tried to claim we didn’t have reservations for this and ultimately obliged when your mom flat out said, “We made reservations, and you’re taking us.”
What is alligator observing?
When you’re not feeling great and it’s getting chilly, maybe make this ultra-processed pressurized darkened legume swirl.
What is Black Bean Soup?
Izby has watched very little of this Whodunnit show, but she seemed oddly curious of always knowing where the lead character was.
What is Monk?
APLS San Diego was the magic of the sushi burrito. APLS Seattle was the magic of this.
What is poke?
This saying from Bray Wyatt in the Firefly Funhouse, and this saying we reply with after I. Am. Kizarny.
What is Yowee Wowweezu Weezu?
We gave this pool activity a shot. Two minutes & little worthwhile later, we slowly drifted away from the primarily senior and a few younger people group.
What is Water Aerobics?
A common lunch for Izby is this Pan-fried eggcake stuffed w/ cultured milk
What is cheese quesadilla?