What is Dad's favorite food that mom makes?
Turkey Burger
What does dad always make sure of when getting the house ready for the day?
The shades are open and even
What elementary school staff member held him upside by his feet?
school lunch lady
What street did Dad grow up on?
Concord Ave
What does Mom ask Dad to do every time they're in a hot climate?
drag her through water
Who is Dad's favorite person?
Mom
What is Dad's motto when it comes to produce or canned goods?
Fresh food to the front, canned goods in the back
What Swedish car brand did dad used to drive?
SAAB
Describe in detail where Dad's room was in the Oceanside house starting from entering the house
through the door, make a left, go up the stairs, turn left
What will Dad never do?
Stand in line and wait with people
what is Dad's favorite restaurant?
La Villini's
When Dad eats, what must be done first?
Microwave or put it in the oven
How long did Dad train for the NYC marathon?
He didn't
What did Grandma Frances make for Dad every time he came home from school for lunch?
Hot pastrami sandwich
Who was Dad's first crush? And why did he have a crush on her?
Lori Jaffy; she had a cute hairline
What type of shirt is Dad's favorite; bonus points if you describe how he wears it
100% cotton, inside out and backwards
What was the date when G*rry mistakenly texted dad calling him the black sheep?
April 22nd
How many minutes does Dad like to spend on the treadmill
18 minutes
Who lived behind Dad's house growing up?
Barry Birmbaum
What's Dad's favorite type of wine?
Montepulciano
What was Dad's favorite gift he's ever gotten?
Nespresso machine
How many times have we been to T.G.I.Fridays
2 times
What anatomic variation does Dad have different from the rest of us
Extra bone under his tongue
What was Dad called in high school?
Skillet/Coolest Black man in high school
What did Dad do in the elevator on their honeymoon
Act like a monkey, screaming and jumping up and down