Just Jew Jokes
Garmil Gospel
Diseased Diva
Totally Talented
Marvelous Musical Mind
200
Month of Ellie's Bah Mitzvah, also the 5th month of the year
May
200
Name Ellie's dogs
Annie and Charlie
200
Ellie has been famously struck by what affliction?
Pink Eye
200
Ellie claims to be a skilled
A) Breakdancer
B) Baker
C) Bartender
D) Barber
Bartender
200
Ellie's favorite musical movie that always makes her cry?
The Muppet Movie
400
Creepy Child at Ellie's hebrew school?
Isaiah delman
400
What is Ellie's middle name?
Lily
400
Ellie's mother did a paper on what condition in newborns? (Hint, if Ethan were to actually have a child, it would be at risk of it)
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
400
As a member of the JCC Summer Camp, Ellie made an appearance in a Youtube comedy skit. She played
A) A concerned counselor
B) A kid playing a counselor in a freaky friday situation
C) A counselor playing a kid in a freaky friday situation
D) A talking tree
2:30
400
Name any song that makes Ellie cry
Slipping through my fingers, puff the magic dragon, rainbow connection.
600
Which important person from Ellie's synagogue did she baby sit for?
Rabbi who hit on Talya
600
Ellie's mother has a PHD from what prestigious Massachusetts university
MIT, 300 bonus points for whichever team gets closest to her rate my professor score when she worked at ST Rose. Scale of 1-5
600
Ellie's reoccurring medical problem reoccured on which school trip?
Model UN Trip
600
Ellie has many talents, but one of them unfortunately isn't
A) Singing
B) Accents
C) Doing the worm
D) Glee trivia
C
600
At Sophie's Bat Mitzvah, after an unexpected cancellation Ellie was forced to fill in for the?
DJ
800
What famous springtime Jewish holiday did Ellie, Talya and Avi force Ethan to participate in?
Passover
800
Like a friend of ours, in college Ellie's father was a proud member of a?
Improv Group
800
While bravely battling illness, Ellie was forced to come to school because she had to?
Take a med-sci final.
200 bonus points if you can say what the guy at the entrance thought she had
800
Ellie Garmil absolutely kills?
1) Micheal in the Bathroom
2) Karma
3) Christine in Phantom
4) Aarush's stupid ugly face
All of the above, but see for yourself
800
What 2024 pop sensation did Ellie Garmil love and see coming before they blew up?
Chappell Roan
1000
Fake Jewish Holiday Ellie Talya and Avi created?
Yom Tov, (bonus points for what that means in english)
1000
Sophie stopped being a lesbian because? (Describe the exact situation)
Sophie's girlfriend at the time walked to her mailbox and deposited a breakup letter
1000
What controversial medical practice has Ellie been forced to give a presentation on year after year?
Medically Assisted Suicide/ Euthanasia
1000
The Grand Gala is the name of?
1) A Harry Potter Fanfic
2) A My Little Pony Youtube stop motion Video she made
3) Her Favorite Episode of Glee
4) A Princess Book she read when she was 10 that "Changed her life"
1000
Ellie has described her music taste as?
A) A girly pop explosion mixed with a depression spiral
B) A combo of Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga with a Glee cameo
C) A mashup of musicals and Matthew Morrison
D) Old Black People being happy
D