Work Experience
As a new bartender, dad made this drink so wrong he got a huge tip
What is a Long Island Iced Tea?
This drink is dad’s favorite morning brew.
What is an oat milk cappuccino?
Dad can tie a knot using his tongue with this little sweet.
What are maraschino cherries?
This holiday is an absolute no-go for dad.
What is Christmas? (Bah-hum-bug)
Between being overly hot or overly cold all the time, dad would rather be this.
What is overly cold?
Dad wanted to pursue this career when he was younger.
What is an astronaut?
This is dad’s favorite beverage on a nice hot day.
What is a beer?
Dad has a secret talent playing this arcade game.
What is skeeball?
OR
What is a claw machine?
Dad will absolutely not eat this horrible food.
What is dried lily flower? (Gross!!)
Between never eating seafood again, or giving up his right foot, dad would rather this.
What is never eat seafood again?
During this job is when dad watched some guy run away with the giant concrete flower pot from the front steps.
What is a busboy?
This swimming sea creature is dad’s favorite food.
What is a lobster?
Dad had a collection of this growing up.
What are stamps?
When was the last time dad got so stupidly drunk that he never got that drunk ever again.
What was his wedding night? (Oops!)
Between having to sing everything he wants to say or dance every time he has a question, dad would rather this.
What is sing everything he wants to say?
Dad got this work related injury during a photo shoot at Harry Winston.
What is slicing your finger open?
This city is dad’s favorite vacation to date.
Dad has a random fear of this type of animal.
What are snakes?
Where is Los Angeles?
Between wearing three hats at all times or never wear socks at all, dad would rather this.
What is never wearing socks at all?
This was dad’s worst job ever.
What is gluing flowers to hats in chinatown?
This is dad’s favorite thing in his home.
What is his bed?
Dad once worked on a ring for the wife of this singing legend.
Who is John Lennon?
Dad trialed this hobby, realized he hated it, and never went back to it again.
What is wood working?
Between having to a take care of 35 cats, or raise one monkey, dad would rather do this.
What is take care of 35 cats?