Person Storytime ala Bennie
Once upon a time…
There was a boy.
He liked the wine beer.
So he drank the wine beer over and over and over.
And he found out about the baby
And he was so happy
And he said he was happy 50 bagillion times
Cuz he had drank all the wine beer.
The End.
Who is Jonathan?
We met Twitter-to-real-life friend Lauren for the first time at this open-air establishment. Mmm pancakes.
What is Pamela’s Diner?
She seems to really love staring at these. THESE?!?
What are beams?
We made these semi homemade latin treats a few times this summer. In fact, they’re on the menu again for Thanksgiving!
What are pastelitos?
Flickering sparkle, flickering sparkle, tiny astrological mass of burning gas,
The way I feel curious about your composition.
What is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
Once upon a time…
There was a guy.
He was REAL happy that the mommy and daddy
Were gonna have a baby.
So he said he was happy 50 bagillion times.
He didn’t even have the wine beer!
But none of the other people could say hi to the mommy and daddy
Cuz the guy was so happy.
The End.
Who is Grandpa Caban?
After a year of doing these on Zoom, we had one of these at our house again (albeit our deck). We talked about our hot tubbing paper for a full 5 minutes!
What is Forensic Journal Club?
Her weight at birth.
What is 6lbs, 3oz?
It took a few days, but it was worth it: you making these for our Christmas breakfast was a massive success!
What are croissants?
Positive nocturnal period, I proclaim at you, positive nocturnal period.
Have nighttime imagery of everything unachievable.
What is Cartoon Music for Superheroes?
Once upon a time…
There was a girl.
She liked that the mommy and daddy had the baby.
And she said, Imma help them.
So she made all the food
So the mommy and daddy don’t have to.
It was yummy.
The End.
Who is Val?
We created our own drive in & had a few watchings w/ the Stewarts of the Thompsons, including this new Nic Cage movie.
What is Pig?
Other than the doctor’s office, her first visit to a public establishment was to here.
What is Costco?
A massive food fail was the one time I accidentally mix in the off waste film back into the batter of this.
What is injera?
At an unspecified location above the post-rain arch of colors,
Azul flying animals move in the sky
What is Over the Rainbow?
Once upon a time…
There was a girl.
And when she was real little
She tried real hard at the game.
And she won the game!
And she got real happy.
She beat the real littler boy.
And she told him she was real happy she won the game.
“In your face! HAHAHAHA”
The End.
Who is Emily?
We ate inside in this place once only to discover all the safeguards we’d be informed about—the plexiglass, the removal of aisle tables-- were no longer there.
What is Brunzies?
The thing she seems to gravitate toward doing when we go on neighborhood strolls.
What is sleep?
These massive delicacies were delicious, and I was bummed I could only seem to stomach 1 or 2 without feeling gross.
What are pork belly burnt ends?
I’ll eventually construct a large, steep topographical area of bedrock from a petite topographical area Jack and Jill ascended
What is Gonna Build a Mountain?
Once upon a time…
There was a boy.
He said, hey, I’m going away.
So when we say bye,
Let’s drink the strong stuff.
Okayyyyyyy
But the stuff was real strong.
So when Antnee and the boy had the strong stuff.
Antnee got sick in the potty.
And the boy got sick in the potty too!
It was real gross.
The End.
Who is Frank?
If you want a relic of early pandemic socializing, just go down to the bar and look at these that we never removed (it’ll look worse if we do!).
What are the painter’s tape arrows?
We never *seriously* considered this rhyming First-Middle name combo. “Izby” will have to suffice.
What is Clizby Thizby?
We’ve mainly used our paella pan to make not paella, but this.
What is arroz con gandules?
Stone-a-farewell newborn
Via the arbor apex
Once the air moves in a breezy pattern,
The newborn carrier shall sway back and forth
What is Rockabye Baby?