Dad Jokes
Put a little boogie in it
How do you make a hanky dance?
March 17
What is the anniversary date of Michael's Bar Mitzvah?
His bike
Who is Michael's girlfriend?
Pictionary
His bunny
What now belongs to Avi?
I've never had a lentil on my face
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
November 13
What is Carly & Michael and Fritzi & Gene's anniversaries?
5:20 AM
Drums
What instrument did Michael play?
They have the same face
Who is Mia and Michael?
A dad-a-base
Where do dads keep all their bad jokes?
18
At what age did Michael got his ear pierced?
Rest days
What does Michael think is for wimps?
Boys of Summer
What was the Timberlane tennis staff's official song?
A skateboard
What did Michael hit Ronnie's car with in 1985?
Don't pay her
How do you make a hormone?
16th
What birthday did Michael see SNL live?
24
How many in-person races has Michael competed in?
Michael MT Threat Telpner
What is Michael's ball hockey nickname?
She just wanted to travel Europe, but Michael came along
Who is Patsy?
He'll tell you
How do you know there's a triathlete at the party?
9:22 AM
What time was Michael born?
5
How many podium finishes has Michael achieved?
It burned me
What did the rope do to Michael in Jamaica?
Around 7 hours
How long did Carly and Michael's first date last?