T Said What?
Dad-isms
Daily T
A Family Man
Corn-y Jokes
100

DOUBLE POINTS: ________ is a jackass.

Who is anyone he doesn't like

100

You've been a good sport.

What is a pat on the head

100

He’s up before the sun, usually doing this first thing.

What is checking the weather or reading the paper.

100

He tied the knot with his better half in this year—marking the beginning of a lifetime adventure.

What is 1985

100

What do you call a single piece of corn?

What is a unicorn

200

Jules gets this warm welcome when Tom returns home.

what is "still here huh?"

200

While watching TV, Tom is most likely to do this during commercial breaks.

What is mute the TV

200

After dinner, he will most likely grab a glass of what.

What is Chocolate milk

200

Tom has family in what Canadian province

What is Alberta

200

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What is Beef jerky

300

When approached with an unlikeable task, he responses with ______.

What is that'll be the day or I suppose

300

Finding money on the ground is lucky, but only if it's real.

what is don't pick up any wooden nickels

300

In the evening, he is known to step out to go somewhere.

What is feed the cattle or water the cows

300

Tom has lived in Nebraska and one other state.

What is Oregon

300

What did the cow say to the calf at bedtime?

What is its pasture bedtime

400

"If you give Theo a vehicle, you might as well _______."

What is drive it off a cliff

400

Stacy did this! Before leaving the house, Tom always wants you to be careful.

What is don't fall in a hole

400

Jules makes this yummy treat for Tom that never lasts 2 days.

What is chocolate cake

400

He shows his love through long days and quiet sacrifices. This is what his family would call the greatest thing he’s ever been.

what is a father and husband.

400

DOUBLE POINTS: What did the corn say to the raccoon?

What is I'm all ears

500

In the family group chat, Tom is most likely to respond with

What are dancing girl emojis or sunglasses emojis / emojis

500

Tom is flipping through the channels and most likely to stop at

What are westerns, football, or tennis.

500

DOUBLE POINTS: Tom is up in the middle of the night. You can most likely catch him _______.

What is drinking water 

500

Tom has instilled these traits into his children.

What is a hardworking, loving, strong education/studious, etc.

500

You ever hear about the cow with no legs?

What is ground beef