DOUBLE POINTS: ________ is a jackass.
Who is anyone he doesn't like
You've been a good sport.
What is a pat on the head
He’s up before the sun, usually doing this first thing.
What is checking the weather or reading the paper.
He tied the knot with his better half in this year—marking the beginning of a lifetime adventure.
What is 1985
What do you call a single piece of corn?
What is a unicorn
Jules gets this warm welcome when Tom returns home.
what is "still here huh?"
While watching TV, Tom is most likely to do this during commercial breaks.
What is mute the TV
After dinner, he will most likely grab a glass of what.
What is Chocolate milk
Tom has family in what Canadian province
What is Alberta
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is Beef jerky
When approached with an unlikeable task, he responses with ______.
What is that'll be the day or I suppose
Finding money on the ground is lucky, but only if it's real.
what is don't pick up any wooden nickels
In the evening, he is known to step out to go somewhere.
What is feed the cattle or water the cows
Tom has lived in Nebraska and one other state.
What is Oregon
What did the cow say to the calf at bedtime?
What is its pasture bedtime
"If you give Theo a vehicle, you might as well _______."
What is drive it off a cliff
Stacy did this! Before leaving the house, Tom always wants you to be careful.
What is don't fall in a hole
Jules makes this yummy treat for Tom that never lasts 2 days.
What is chocolate cake
He shows his love through long days and quiet sacrifices. This is what his family would call the greatest thing he’s ever been.
what is a father and husband.
DOUBLE POINTS: What did the corn say to the raccoon?
What is I'm all ears
In the family group chat, Tom is most likely to respond with
What are dancing girl emojis or sunglasses emojis / emojis
Tom is flipping through the channels and most likely to stop at
What are westerns, football, or tennis.
DOUBLE POINTS: Tom is up in the middle of the night. You can most likely catch him _______.
What is drinking water
Tom has instilled these traits into his children.
What is a hardworking, loving, strong education/studious, etc.
You ever hear about the cow with no legs?
What is ground beef