Riddles
My head is red but turns black when you scratch it. What am I?
a match
What tastes better than it smells?
The tongue
From the beginning of eternity to the end of time and space, to the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?
E
what is woopchicks favorite animal?
Cat (double points if you said quail)
What kind of tables do not have legs?
Multiplication tables
Where is the ocean the deepest?
the bottom
A word I know, six letters it contains,
Remove one letter, and twelve remain.
What am I?
dozens
What is woopchicks favorite color?
Gray
How many seconds are there in January?
Only one- January second
What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
When you need me, you throw me away.
When you don’t need me, you bring me back.
What am I?
an anchor ⚓
what is woopchicks favorite song?
Concerning Hobbits
A barrel of water weighs 60 pounds. What must you put in it for it to weigh 40 pounds?
A hole
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Only half way, because after that he is running run out of the woods
First, you throw away the outside. Then, you cook the inside. And, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What am I?
corn 🌽
what are woopchicks glasses called?
Lenny
What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in the water?
Ice Ice Baby
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister?
I am served at a table,
In gatherings of two.
I am served small, white, and round.
You’ll lose some;
That’s part of the fun.
What am I?
ping pong balls
what is the hint for the animal that starts with the letter J?
It starts with the letter B