Dad Jokes
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care
Where did he work before Kanopy?
Color?
Blue
Where was he born?
Salt Lake City, Utah
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
What is his position at Kanopy?
CTO
Sport to watch?
Football
Where did he serve his Mission?
Germany
How do you get a one handed man out of a tree?
Wave
Where did he work in college?
On campus as a TA (how he met mom)
Ice Cream?
Vanilla
How old is he?
45
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
A tractor
What was his first job?
Newspaper Boy
Person?
Heather(Besides Matthew)
How much does he weigh?
Too much
What's green, has a cape, and can fly?
A flying pickle with a cape
How much money does he make?
Enough
Past time?
Sports (most recently swimming, but also bball, running, etc)
Where did he go to jail?
Switzerland