Dad Jokes
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
The brand of your go-to sneakers -- all white leather baby!
What is New Balance?
The title of the TV show that you texted me about, which eventually inspired the title of my M.S. Thesis project (and got multiple compliments by the way - thank you!)
What is "Murder, She Wrote"?
The name of your youngest son (including middle) if he was one of the greatest basketball players of all time for the Chicago Bulls in the 80s/90s.
Who is Logan Michael Jordan?
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
What is "Tame way! Unique up on it"?
The extra feature on your cargo shorts that Josh and Logan constantly make fun of you for (but is actually pretty useful!)
What is a "tech pocket"?
The game we all used to play in the pool where you'd pick us up, swish us around, and throw us into the deep end.
What is "washing machine"?
Your oldest son (including middle) if he was an actor who portrayed a British secret agent working for MI6, codename 007.
Who is Joshua Daniel Craig?
The best time to go to the dentist?
The earliest operating system on your computer where Josh, Logan and I used to play a game called 'Poke the Penguin' (it never went well!)
What is "Linux"?
The Chinese restaurant in Boca where you and Taylor regularly ordered Shirley Temples (with umbrellas!) and ate through 4+ (maybe more?) orders of spring rolls.
What is Canton Garden?
Our hometown city as the host for an outdoor sport played in the sand.
What is Boynton Beach Volleyball?
How does Moses make his coffee?
What is "he-brews" it?
You definitely could've been 'inducted' into this society/organization if I had kept quizzing you with that little book at the kitchen table every night (although maybe it made it easier since we had the answers!)
What is Mensa?
The best coffee brand, for kcups and regular brewing - by FAR!
What is Illy?
An early 2000's Ubisoft first person shooter set on a mysterious tropical archipelago where the main character, Jack Carver, later lies about the danger present and raises a false alarm.
What is "Far Cry wolf"?
The name of the fella on first base (to Costello's dismay!)
Who is "who"?
The BEST frozen dessert/treat that you'd make for us as kids with just 3 ingredients (and you definitely made sure we got our potassium!)
What is a banana (milk)shake?
Your go-to 'Cuban' inspired snack for us when we were kids, and even better when you zapped it in the microwave -- definitely NOT Keto! -- but it was only 2 ingredients and Publix sold one of the ingredients for $1.
What is "pan con mantequilla"?
One of the comedians on "Whose Line is it Anyway?" who joins a 1970s sitcom that portrays the daily struggles of Mike and his large blended family (& a maid!) sharing a 4BD/2BA house in suburban Los Angeles.
What is "Wayne Brady Bunch"?