Totally Witchin'
In The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, main character Dorothy is unable to return home until she destroys this bad witch.
Who is The Wicked Witch of the West?
According to parent conglomerate Ferrera, these are the official colors of candy corn in order, from the flat side to the tip.
What are yellow, orange, and white?
I’ll stand outside your house and wait for you to invite me in, but only when it’s dark out.
What is a vampire?
The superstitious and OSHA both agree - no one should be walking under this upwards-mobility implement.
What is a ladder?
Nothing makes me feel more trapped than my claustrophobia.
What is the fear of confined spaces?
The self proclaimed “Mistress of all Evil” and notorious uninvited house guest, this alpha witch has a particular penchant for cursing princesses with eternal slumber.
Who is Maleficent?
As per their name, a joke can be found on the inside of every wrapper when you purchase one of these chewy treats.
What is Laffy Taffy?
You can’t kill me, but you can tell me to go to hell with a certain book, some water, and a little holy rolling.
What is a demon/devil/Satan?
When you’re indoors, you can open jars, windows, and cabinets, but not this.
What is an umbrella?
I fear my agoraphobia will never leave me, which seems fitting.
What is the fear of the outside?
This little witch helps the citizens of a non-magical town in order to come of age in one of Studio Ghibli’s most famous animated movies.
Who is Kiki?
Famous for its rainbow of hues and miniature, lentil-like shape, this candy has been enjoyed by trick-or-treaters since it was introduced in 1941 with 6 original colors.
What are M&Ms?
It sort of depends on who you ask, but most people who kill me only manage to do it with a silver bullet.
What is a werewolf?
Many building developers skip this number when they're labeling floors.
What is the number 13?
People with their heads in the clouds don’t understand my acrophobia.
What is the fear of heights?
Riding around the snow in a sleigh filled with Turkish Delights, I wouldn’t feel too fortunate running into this cold witch during my trip to Narnia.
Who is the White Witch?
Merging its production with the Hershey company in 1963, this confection consistently tops polls and charts as the highest-grossing candy sold during Halloween in the US.
What is a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup?
People used to bury the dead under metal cages to prevent me from popping up.
What is a zombie?
You have to be careful with this stuff - if you spill any, it's bad luck unless you dump out even more.
What is salt?
It’s sickening how much my emetophobia bothers me.
What is the fear of vomit?
Predicting Macbeth’s rise and fall as king of Scotland, these skinny witches cemented themselves as some of the oldest hags in all of Western canon.
What are the Weird Sisters?
While its namesake is often attributed to a famous Yankees player, this candy bar was actually named after the daughter of US President Grover Cleveland.
What is a Baby Ruth bar?
Hamsas, eye beads, and horn necklaces keep me from looking your way.
What is the Evil Eye/Mal de Ojo?
In many Spanish-speaking countries, they actually fear this day landing on the 13th instead of Friday.
What is Tuesday?
I wish I could throw you guys a bone, but my cynophobia won’t allow it.
What is the fear of dogs?