Holiday Greetings
It's what we bring to you and your kin.
What are Glad tidings?
We hope they are clean before they are hung.
What are stockings?
We hope this song is about a consensual act between two adults.
What is, I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus?
"If you're really Santa Claus, you can get it for me. And if you can't, you're only a nice man with a white beard, like mother says."
What is Miracle on 34th Street?
A type of Christmas dessert that may be baked, steamed in the oven, boiled or fried and dates back to 16th century England.
What is Figgy Pudding?
Greeting for the Holiday created in 1966.
What is "Habari gani?"
The reason why most Americans have 'go to the gym' as their New Year's Resolution.
What are Christmas Cookies?
What every child and most adults wish for on Christmas morning.
What is White Christmas?
“Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat, drive you into the middle of nowhere, and leave you for dead?”
What is Christmas Vacation?
A sweet drink traditionally made with warmed milk made better with Peppermint Schnapps.
What is Hot Cocoa or Peppermint Patty?
Merry Christmas En Espangol
What is Feliz Navidad?
A group of people sharing musical melodies with friends and neighbors.
What is carolling?
The topic of some political controversy created by overly sensitive crybabies.
What is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?
"Well, how do you like that? Not so much as a "kiss my foot" or "have an apple"."
What is White Christmas
A rich, chilled, sweetened, dairy-based beverage, historically known (when alcoholic beverages are added) as milk punch.
What is eggnog?
A blessing said on the first night of Hanukkah.
What is Baruch atah Adonai?
Traditional Jewish food made with pancakes and fried in oil.
What are latkes?
Adam Sandler does a rendition of this traditional holiday song that leaves the listener in stitches.
What is the Hannukah Song?
"I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love."
What is A Charlie Brown Christmas?
An Italian type of sweet bread loaf originally from Milan
What is Panettone?
A traditional English Greeting said between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
What is Merry Christmas?
A leathery-leaved parasitic plant that grows on apple, oak, and other broadleaf trees.
What is mistletoe?
In the darkness, you can't hear a thing.
What is the Silent Night?
"Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant."
What is How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
The poor unfortunate animal who's head was chopped off without a care in a favorite Christmas movie.
What is a Roast Christmas Duck?