"Snow" Problem
This Canadian rapper's hit "Informer" was famously parodied as "Imposter" by Jim Carrey on In Living Color.
Who is Snow?
What is Brisket?
He's the top. Ok? All-timer. Great monster. You know anyone who could be this monster? Rodan? No. King Godorrerr. Don't think so. All time great. Top monster. He's great. He's just a great monster. His name apparently means-gorilla whale, but to me he's a lizard. Ok? Huge lizard.
What is Godzilla, I would also accept Godziller.
Songs: The National Anthem, Idiotheque
Host: Kate Hudson
Who are Radiohead?
This member of the Pro Stars cartoon known for his multi-sport excellence appeared in Tecmo Super Bowl as possibly the greatest video game athlete in the history of the medium.
Who is Bo Jackson?
This former Maine senator was known as a moderate Republican in her career stretching from the Clinton to Obama administrations.
Who is Olympia Snowe?
This fish dish is prepared by grinding the fish, rolling it into balls, and it is often served with beet horseradish, ideally it should not look like the slimy and inexplicably sweet version you find in cans.
What is Gefilte Fish?
"Just a big ape." Three hours. You waited three hours to say he's a big ape. Ok. Just a big ape. Three hours. Why'd you call in with a a a a a a I don't know. Big ape. Great. This guy doesn't know New York monsters. You might think he's a big ape but it's New York. Means more here. What's he climbing in Omaha? They got something to climb? Get outta here.
What is King Kong?
Songs Performed: Sexx Laws, Mixed Bizness
Host: Christina Ricci
Who is Beck?
This multi-dimensional quarterback appeared in Tecmo Super Bowl under the now-legendary moniker "QB Eagles"
Who is Randall Cunningham?
This Cuba Gooding, Jr. movie involved him learning how to mush.
What is Snow Dogs?
These potato rolls are deli staples and you can get them at Shea Stadium and, my dad tells me, from a guy at Coney Island who would sell illegally sell them on the beach in the 1950s.
What are Knishes?
A joke. Absolute joke. What's this monster going to attack, an old sweater? Absolute joke. You could zap it. Why doesn't the army just use a big zapper? Go get one from Florida. You can use a sweater for bait. Unbelievable.
What is Mothra?
Songs: Humpin' Around, Good Enough
Host: Nicolas Cage
Who is Bobby Brown?
Bears fans playing Tecmo Super Bowl had the bleak choice of using Mike Tomczak or this quarterback, now better known as a coach with a propensity for histrionics and khaki pants.
Who is Jim Harbaugh?
The Candian Rhinoceros Party once proposed forming a parodic cartel of snow-producing countries to called this that they claimed would send snow overseas to cool the tensions in the middle east.
What is Snowpec?
This yiddish term for chicken fat has entered the American slang lexicon.
What is schmaltz?
Let me get this straight, you got one lizard and then you've got the robot version? Ridiculous. Why would the robot version fight the regular version. The robot...I don't get it. The robot and the regular one should be friends. They should be friends and destroy Tokyo. Toho doesn't know what they're doing.
What is Mecha-Godzilla?
Songs: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong, Jimmy Olsen's Blues
Guest: Joe Pesci
Who are the Spin Doctors?
Before the Packers started their vile reign of terror, Green Bay fans who played Tecmo Super Bowl had to make do with this less heralded quarterback.
Who is Don Majkowski?
This British minister went from serving as the first Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer in Ramsay MacDonald's National coalition government.
Who was Philip Snowden?
I am just going to say the word kreplach and you tell me what general type of food this is.
What is a dumpling?
We've already got a turtle. We got the what are they giant mutant ninjas? Mutant ninjas? We need big turtle? What's it gonna do hide? Hide from Godzilla? In its shell? We already have the ninja...c'mon. We got too many turtles. Too many. What's that, friend to all children? What kid wants to pal around with a giant turtle?
What is Gamera, I would also accept Gammerer.
Songs: Creep, Big Empty
Host: Nicole Kidman
Who are Stone Temple Pilots?
For some reason this otherwise anonymous nose tackle for the Green Bay Packers could become something like a deity for Tecmo Super Bowl players devious enough to use a semi-legal "center dive" instant sack technique.
Who is Bob Nelson?