Humble and blunt, this Kalypsonian was last spotted riding the same roller coaster for 3 days in a row.
Mariana!
Before graphs, came the dreaded...
Grid. >:(
"So... will we be able to run 1-hour simulations tonight?"
Leo (and basically everyone)
A master of 3D printing, this Kalypsonian does not consume human food.
Hunter!
Number of individual parts for the Breakpack CAD model.
Who knows? A lot. Free points!
A glass-half-full kind of girl, musician and amazing volleyball player; her favorite meal is yogurt with fruit and will make sure Scott is well aware of it.
Melissa!
No, we are not siblings.
The Sanchez
"Then you can go play with your tortillas!"
Leo
Multitasking, workshopping, or at the phone with Julie, this Kalypsonian did not like Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne.
Leo!
What is the name of the routing algorithm used in the simulation?
A-Star
The origins of this Kalypsonian predate humankind, they are therefore unknown to us.
The Official Board Game for every offsite (so far)
Jenga
"Hey, bubbles!"
Evan (and everyone else, of course. Free points!)
The true mother of this group, she can be found singing Paquita la del Barrio's songs at 2am.
Martha!
The one who recruited us all (mostly)
You can trust that anything you need, he has it. Flashlight? Check. Coffee brewer? Check. A pocket book with ice-breaking questions? Totally.
Dwayne!
In our simulation, what is the difference between "waiting" and "awaiting"?
Waiting = idle
Awaiting = in a wait node
"Happy Friday Everyone!"
Melissa
As a true data scientist and promoter of the Autonomous Enterprise, this Kalypsonian's dream is to build a fully autonomous restaurant using AI.
Jordan!
Back when we were in constant crisis, a champion was chosen every week to deliver (sometimes not very reliably) an...
EOD Update
A true master chef of the asian cuisine, this Kalypsonian can always be spotted carrying a volleyball while learning a new instrument.
Rodrigo!
What is the throughput per Breakpack cell under ideal conditions?
200 tasks per hour
"That is fundamentally different from reality"
Dylan
Just like Batman believes in Gotham, this Kalypsonian has always believed in this team and supported it from the beginning.
Chad!
Name (in order of appearance) the interns of our Project.
Regina, Blake, Monica, Lolyna, and Daniel