Never Have I Ever
Say S$%t!!!! in the middle of a lesson.
What is, "Never have I ever cursed in class."
A student throws an object across the room.
What is, "I'm going to call your parent."
Head in the clouds.
What is living in a fantasy?
This was created so people can drink in the morning.
What is a mimosa?
After taking a sip of coffee, you realize it isn't yours.
What is, "Never have I ever walked off with another teacher's coffee."
A repeat of the same meeting.
What is, "Couldn't this have been an email?"
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
What is this person isn't very smart?
A teacher's favorite place to receive a teacher discount.
What is the liquor store?
Taking a sick day that was planned all along.
What is, "Never have I ever faked being sick"?
A student insists they have a question in the middle of the lesson.
What is, "Does this have to do with what we're learning?"
Bob's Your Uncle.
What is something that will happen very quickly and simply?
You'll want to bring this if you don't want to pay for drinks.
What is a flask?
After calling the same name many times with no response, you realize, WHOOPS.
What is, "Never have I ever called a student by the wrong name?"
What is, "I'm not an artist."
Hairy at the Heel.
What is someone who is dangerous or untrustworthy?
This type of alcohol is made from honey.
What is mead?
Ghosting a parent.
What is, "Never have I ever forgotten about a parent conference?"
A student poops their pants.
What is, "I do not get paid enough for this."
For Donkey's Years
What is a very long time?
Alcohol won't solve your problems.
What is, "neither will milk or water?"