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DOES THIS DRESSING MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
AGING GRACEFULLY
RONS, DONS & JOHNS
ENDS WITH "U"
100

Olivia Newton-John:
"I ____ Love You"

Honestly

100

This dressing meaning "little vinegar" looks positively slimming on you

A vinaigrette

100

Use lotion to protect your skin from these rays with wavelengths shorter than 4,000 angstroms

Ultraviolet Rays

100

In 1968 this NYC real estate guy & 'uge, 'uge reality TV star got his economics degree from Wharton

Donald Trump

100

A Hindu spiritual teacher

A guru

200

Cee Lo Green:
"____ You" (the radio version, please)

Forget

200

There are just 35 fat calories in a 2 tbsp. serving of this actor's own Lighten Up Honey Mustard Dressing

Paul Newman

200

Remove dead cells from your skin via this method, from the Latin for "to strip off leaves"

Exfoliate

200

This once Texas congressman got more than 400,000 votes running for president in 1988 as a Libertarian

Ron Paul

200

Barbie knows a type of long surfboard is named for this California beach

Malibu

300

Salt-N-Pepa with En Vogue:
"Whatta ____"

Man

300

Zut alors! One ounce of this "national" dressing at Sizzler has 12 grams of fat!

French

300

Moisturizer with glycolic acid helps prevent these alliteratively named results of years of chuckling

Laugh Lines

300

He had the right stuff to be the first Ohioan elected to the U.S. Senate for 4 consecutive terms

John Glenn

300

The name of this Japanese martial art related to judo means "soft art"

Jujitsu

400

Cyndi Lauper:
"She ____"

Bop

400

Git along to the gym, little dogie! If you saddle up 2 tbsp. of Kraft's buttermilk this, you've roped in 140 fat calories

Ranch

400

"Free" these aren't out to overthrow your government; they accelerate age-related diseases, so avoid them

Radicals

400

This 17th century philosopher was a court favorite of William & Mary; his name also turned up on "Lost"

John Locke

400

A married woman in Bonn or Berlin

A frau

500

Cher:
"Half-____"

Breed

500

A Rachael Ray recipe for this "colorful" dairy dressing calls for 1/2 cup heavy cream & 1/2 cup sour cream

Blue Cheese

500

This alphabetically second-to-last element is an antioxidant & good for cell repair

Zinc

500

"Known and Unknown" is a 2011 memoir by this former Defense Secretary

Donald Rumsfeld

500

Found before "of" it's a 2-word term meaning instead, including the French for "place"

In lieu