Dumb Ways to Die
A famous religious figure temporarily died at the hands of Roman & (allegedly) Jewish elites through this execution method.
What is crucifixion?
"To be or not to be -- that is the question."
Who is Prince Hamlet? Shakespeare also acceptable
The green Dr. Seussian monster with a bad attitude.
What is the Grinch?
The one who had a dream.
Who is Maarten Luder Kang Jr.?
If you are anemic, you are lacking this element.
What is Iron?
A common kitchen appliance colloquially known to be dangerous to bathe with.
What is a toaster?
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
Who is FDR?
The classic Christmas movie that involves a child left at home setting up traps to outmaneuver two robbers.
What is Home Alone?
The almost white one who liked little boys a little too much (heehee).
Who is Michael Jackson?
A common additive to toothpaste that protects your tooth enamel.
What is Fluorine?
A hit game franchise that is best known for the phrases "Finish him" and "Fatality".
What is Mortal Kombat?
"what's a German?"
Who is Pam Leybengrub?
The singer of the severely overplayed Christmas song.
Who is Mariah Carey?
The one who goes hog wild on X (formerly twitter), didn't like Nazis then changed his mind, and sucked his cousin's peen.
Who is Ye?
A US state known for a scenic highway route and its homelessness epidemic.
What is Californium?
A famous Chinese torture method that used the fast-growing properties of this plant.
What is bamboo?
"I'll lead an international strategy to mobilize trueintera-ofhj/nveopressure"
Who is Joe Biden?
A Tim Burton movie that follows a spindly protagonist who attempts to bring Christmas cheer to his gloomy town.
What is The Nightmare before Christmas?
The one who ran the shadow government between 2020 & 2024 and was aptly named the Border Czar.
Who is Kamala Harris?
The father of Special Relativity.
What is Einsteinium?
The name of an early 2000s TV show that broadcasted the many different ways that people died.
What is 1000 Ways to die?
"George Bush doesn't care about Black people."
Who is Kanye West?
A horned, half-goat, half-demon figure from Alpine folklore who punishes misbehaving children at Christmastime, serving as the dark companion to Santa Clause.
Who is Krampus?
The revolutionary argricultural scientist who is best known for showcasing the versatility of the common peanut.
Who is George Washington Carver?
What is Mendelevium?