I'm a begginer
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
I'm not clothes but I cover your body; The more I'm used, the thinner I grow. What am I?
A bar of soap
A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?
A butterfly
What always ends everything?
The letter "G"
What are two things you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & Dinner
When will water ever stop running down a hill?
When it reaches the bottom
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing. What is it?
A button
At the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep. What am I?
Music
I look flat, but I am deep,
Hidden realms I shelter.
Lives I take, but food I offer.
At times I am beautiful.
I can be calm, angry and turbulent.
I have no heart, but offer pleasure as well as death.
No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have.
The oceon
What do you call to witches that live together?
Broommates
It has a long neck, a name of a bird, feeds on cargo of ships, it's not alive. What is it?
A crane
What can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water?
ICE!
There was a man walking in the desert. It was an especially hot day that day. In the distance, the man suddenly saw a restaurant. He rejoiced and ran to the restaurant and immediately asked the waiter for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter pulled out a gun and pointed it at the man's head. The man replied with, "thank you". Why did the man say "thank you"?
It was a water gun!
What can point in every direction but can't reach the destination itself?
Your finger
What hired killer never goes to jail?
An exterminator
Two coins add up to 30 cents and one of them isn't a nickel. What are they?
A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.
What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Monkey see money do!
What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
Your hands
Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?
It wasn't raining
Two children are born on the same day by the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
There was a third child, they were triplets