I'm a begginer
What goes up when the rain comes down?
A Umbrella!
i'm not clothes but I cover your body;
The more I'm used, the thinner I grow.
What am I?
A bar of soap
A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?
Hint: Fragile
A butterfly
Donny was driving his semi under an overpass when suddenly he came to a screeching halt. Donny wasn't paying enough attention and inadvertently drove under the overpass that was just barely as high as his truck. The semi was wedged so tightly that he could not go forward or backward. A fellow trucker came by and told him how he could easily get the semi out from under the bridge. What did he suggest?
he told Don to let some air out of his tires. This would make the truck lower and allow him to pass through.
look flat, but I am deep,
Hidden realms I shelter.
Lives I take, but food I offer.
At times I am beautiful.
I can be calm, angry and turbulent.
I have no heart, but offer pleasure as well as death.
No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have.
the oceon
When will water ever stop running down a hill?
When it reaches the bottom
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing.
What is it?
Hint: round, flat, not an animal,
a button
At the sound of me, men may dream Or stamp their feet At the sound of me, women may laugh Or sometimes weep. What am I?
Hint: Sound, Hear
Music
in a pond there are some flowers with some bees hovering over them. How many flowers and bees are there if both the following statements are true: 1. If each bee lands on a flower, one bee doesn't get a flower. 2. If two bees share each flower, there is one flower left out.
4 bees and 3 flowers
What always ends everything?
Hint: ING
the letter "G"
What do you call to witches that live together?
Broommates
It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,
What is it?
Hint: IT STARTS WITH A C
A crane
What can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water?
Think: Science
ICE!
On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.
What caused the ship to sink?
the "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
There was a man walking in the desert. It was an especially hot day that day. In the distance, the man suddenly saw a restaurant. He rejoiced and ran to the restaurant and immediately asked the waiter for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter pulled out a gun and pointed it at the man's head. The man replied with, "thank you". Why did the man say "thank you"?
it was a water gun!
what can point in every direction but can't reach the desatination itself?
Your Finger
What hired killer never goes to jail?
An exterminator
When is a door not a door?
when it is a-jar
meaning of ajar: partly open
i have five of these, With matching extremities. They can do many things, And hardly ever bring me pain. Unless I stick them with a pin, Or burn them sometimes when... What is it that I can wiggle at will? And use in other means still?
fingers
what can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
your left hand
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Monkey see monkey do!
What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
Hint: Everyone has it
Your hands
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out.
Hint: Fortnite
it's a gun!
I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black.
I take you there,
But never bring you back.
What am I?
im a hearse
First, think of the color of clouds. Next think of the color of snow. Last, think of the color of the moon. Now, what do cows drink?
water