Christmas
What is the name of the fat guy who goes down chimnys
Santa
What goes up but never comes down
Your taxes i mean age
What is there one of in every corner and two of in every room?
The letter O
what game do you have to put a ball through a hoop
Basketball
Is Earth flat
no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What do you hang on the fire plase
Stockings
what number becomes even when you take away a letter
Seven (seven-s= even)
What is stronger than steel but can’t handle the sun?
Ice
What are 2 ice sports
N/A
what color are emeralds
green
What are Santa's little helpers called
Elves
What is a color and a fruit
Orange
What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?
A lawsuit
Fill in the blank Roger_____
Federer
Fill in the Blank ___ Patroll
(hint it has dogs)
Paw
What is one of Santa's nicknames that start with K
Kris Kringle
What has to be broken before you use it
An egg
Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his backpack open and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?
A parachute.
What game do you use clubs in
Golf
What does a doctor do
N/A
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
every Year hahaha
What has to be fired to work
A firework or a gun
Nobody has ever walked this way. Which way is it?
The Milky Way.
I have a net but can't go fishing, I'm served but you can't eat me. Who am I?
A tennis racket
Why are teddy bears never hungry
Because they are stuffed