Harrison Bergeron
Harrison Bergeron
Harrison Bergeron
Relevant to you
Satire or Irony
100
Who took Harrison Bergeron from his parents?
The H-G Men.
100
Why does George Bergeron have to wear a mental handicap?
He is extremely smart.
100
What are Harrison's parents named?
George and Hazel Bergeron.
100

Who dropped an album today?

Playboi Carti

100

A political cartoon critiquing increased taxes on eggs, butter and dairy

Satire

200
What are George and Hazel doing after their son is taken?
They are watching ballerinas on TV.
200
Why does the ballerina have to wear a hideous mask?
She is very beautiful.
200
How old is Harrison Bergeron?
14.
200

What day is it today?

Pi Day

200

I'M OUT HERE MOVING IN SILENCE. WORKING IN SILENCE AINT FOR THE WEAK!!!

Irony

300
How did Harrison manage to appear on the TV?
He escaped jail.
300
Why did Harrison Bergeron have to wear so many handicaps?
He is smarter and stronger than almost everybody else.
300
Why doesn't Hazel need to wear a mental handicap?
She is only of average intelligence.
300

Who is the #1 seed in the nba right now?

Cleveland Cavaliers

300
A horse goes to the water after days of not drinking and refuses to drink 

Irony

400
What does Harrison do on the TV?
He makes the musicians play music, dances, and kisses a ballerina.
400
What is ironic about the TV announcers?
They have speech impediments.
400
What types of handicaps does George Bergeron need to wear?
He needs to wear weights and a radio transmitter by his head.
400
What is the most popular game in the world right now?

Marvel Rivals

400
"School is not a place for smart people Jerry"

Both

500
What happens to Harrison and the ballerina?
They are shot by the Handicapper General.
500
Why does the ballerina force herself to speak in an ugly voice?
She has a very beautiful voice and does not want to cause competition among others.
500
What is the name of the Handicapper General?
Diana Moon Glampers.
500

Who performed alongside Kendrick in the halftime show?

Sza

500

A cereal commercial displays a pig and a wolf and the pig beats on and abuses the wolf because 'Krazy Krave" is for kids. 

Satire