Gilderoy Lockhart's Greatest Hits
Dobby or Not Dobby?
Who Said It?
If Hogwarts Had Yelp Reviews
Who is it?
100
This is the subject Lockhart claimed to be an expert in (but definitely wasn’t).
What is Defense Against the Dark Arts?
100
“Dobby thinks Crocs are a sign of status and should be worn with socks.”
What is Um.... not Dobby.
100
They said, "Yer a wizard, Harry."
Who is Hagrid?
100
“She took off points because I breathed too loud. Pretty sure she’s a toad in a pink cardigan. 0/5.”
Who is Dolores Umbridge?
100
BONUS!!! FREE 500!!! Now enjoy some poetry from Peeves.
‘Oh, most think he’s barking, the potty wee lad, But some are more kindly and think he’s just sad, But Peevesy knows better and says that he’s mad –’
200
I'm so sorry... but Voldemort has claimed this square. Give 200 points to the Fart- I mean Dark Lord (Aka, the player whose next turn it is.)
WHY VOLDEY WHYYYYY???????????!!!!😭😭😭👃👃
200
"Dobby has heard of socks, but this... this is fashion."
What is DEFINETLY not Dobby?
200
They say, "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies?"
Who is Ron Weasley?
200
“Food’s amazing, ghosts are chill. But there’s a troll in the bathroom? In my first year? Unsubscribe. 2/5.”
What is Hogwarts?
200
Harry scared them by saying "Jiggery pokery! Hocus pocus ... squiggly wiggly ..."
Who is Dudley?
300
In his attempt to erase the memories of Harry and Ron, Lockhart accidentally erased his own memory using this spell.
What is Oblivious?
300
“Dobby polished all the doorknobs just in case they have feelings too.”
What is Not Dobby
300
They say, "I am the Chosen One," followed by Hermione whacking them over the head with a roll of parchment.
Who is Harry Potter?
300
“He’s lived in my turban rent-free for a whole term and didn’t even offer to split the shampoo bill. 1 star.”
Who is Voldemort?
300
They called the telephone a 'fellytone.'
Who is Ron Weasley?
400
Gilderoy Lockhart wrote a series of books about his ‘adventures.’ The first one is titled:
What is Magical Me?
400
“Dobby will have to punish himself most grievously for this, sir.”
What is.... Dobby!!!
400
They say, "I must not tell lies."
Who is Dolores Umbridge?
400
"He turned me into a ferret. Would not recommend. 1 star for trauma. Would give 2 stars if I weren’t still dizzy.”
Who is Mad Eye Moody?
400
They do the commentary on the Quidditch games, but can sometimes get a bit distracted... here's an example:
"– hit hard in the face by a Bludger, hope it broke his nose – only joking, Professor..."
Who is Lee Jordan?
500
Lockhart has won Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award this many times in a row.
What is five?
500
"Oh, you is a bad elf, Dobby!"
What is Dobby?
500
They say "He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
Who is Harry Potter?
500
“If you like sarcasm, questionable hygiene, and being yelled at for notes, this is the class for you. Would give zero stars if I could. At least the potions are sometimes okay. 2/5 stars.”
What is Potions class?
500
They said 'Eckletric' instead of Eletric.
Who is Mrs. Weasley?